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Wednesday, 30 November 2011

What is green, has 8 legs and will kill you if it falls from a tree??

A snooker table.

Why do you go to bed?

because the bed won't come to you.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

What's the difference between a penis and a bonus

Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Q. Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC?

A. Because its finger licking good!

HAHAHA :( anyway, i recently had a dream. how sick ?!

Well its actually that i saw a

bow wow wow ~~

wah this patch of grass like spoil alrd like that

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well i saw it playing gameboy! oh thats sick, anw i had a closer look and saw the cartridge

ohh anyway there is this tortoise

and a guy with guitar!!

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well there was nothing for me to do and I continue watching it play the Gameboy!

anyway i think its all

yeah all >>>> Mister See Leng Ying's fault , he keep talking about pokemon pokemon :( he's one nice guy yo ^^!

anyway continue with the dream. I realise its not pokemon !! omg i saw these images on the Gameboy

OUCH

jump up...

OMG THATS SICK

Warming up...

OMG HE USED ULTI!!

FLYING KICK!

AR-DU-GEN!!

Omg.. After this scene i woke up :( and i realise its all a dream

Awww i really feel like im in this photo man..

Anyway, Mid Sem Test is reaching... Study hard but Rest well everyone ^^!

Do well for it!!

but don't fall sick :(

with <3 thanks every1 :)

♥ 20:56

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Hey :)

Rapid eye movement (REM) sleep is a normal stage of sleep characterized by rapid movements of the eyes. REM sleep in adult humans typically occupies 20-25% of total sleep, about 90-120 minutes of a night’s sleep.

50,000 of the cells in your body will die and be replaced with new cells, all while you have been reading this sentence!

The tooth is the only part of the human body that can't repair itself.

When Joseph Gayetty invented toilet paper in 1857, he had his name printed on each sheet.

and anyway You burn 26 calories in a one-minute kiss. :) lets go :>

and how romantic it will be if...

awww how sweet!! If i'm the girl i will definitely say yes!!

Charmanders are red. Squirtles are blue. If you were a pokemon, I’d choose you. Your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam. Like Jesse and James, we’d make the perfect Team Rocket. I’ll stay by your side like Pikachu and Ash, and I’ll love you more than a level 80 Rapidash. You’re more legendary than a Zapdos, Entei or Mew. But out of all the 150, I choose you <3.

so anyway its MAMA in Singapore today yo, heard that Super Junior won best male group , and Girls generation won best female group :>

and ofc my Girls generation <3

anway, i just wanna show you guys some awesome* pictures!!

this girl here is call Angie !! She asked me to post this beautiful pic of her!!
here's
angie ng FACEBOOK
you can stalk her here ! ^^

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oops. Did i say? you have stiff competition!! WOOHOO

owell, there is yet another guy over here...

*latest update. congrats to my SNSD <3 they won the artist of the year !!

heres a video of their BEST FEMALE GROUP :)

anyway i just got my snsd album <3 from korea! thanks to my sister <3

AWWWW the biggest winner is yet SMENT again :/ :D

Mr Simple The Boys Be sure to listen to them!!!

SMENT HWAITING!!

LAZY TO POST WHAT PREVIEW :S , ANYTHING'S THAT INTERESTING WILL GO ONTO MY BLOG NEXT ^^!

♥ 21:46

Sunday, 27 November 2011

DO YOU GUYS KNOW..

Rats and horses can't vomit.A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.

Cows can sleep standing up, but they can only dream lying down.
A chicken is 75% water.
A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in the world in relation to its size.
Kangaroos can’t fart. They convert the small quantity of methane they produce into an energy source which their body reuses.
A chicken once had its head cut off and survived for over eighteen months, headless.

and also....

More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Humans shed about 600,000 particles of skin every hour. That works out to about 1.5 pounds each year, so the average person will lose around 105 pounds of skin by age 70
The mouth is full of bacteria. When two people kiss, they exchange between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.

anyway..

so dont make me guess more words kk i dont want harm somebody's family T_T

anyway, more and more non-kpop fans are starting the "they look so pretty becos they are plastic "

I can't deny that some of them undergo some surgery on their face ..

like

Ya siah. She is one of my favourite alright ^^! but she went for plastic :/ but owell, still chio.
Yuri > at the other hand, is natural beauty :x but some of the "newcomers" to kpop misunderstood and thought she went for plastic too T_T

Jessica <3<3

my bias <3

Please, Korea maybe a place famous for their plastic surgeries, but also famous for their make-ups, bb-cream and a lot others. Korean women( celebrities or not) are all very experienced in make ups and dressing up nicely.
Just because they put in extra effort in making themselves pretty, others claimed that they are all fake, often using "oh i saw articles on the internet", which obviously they did not, as excuse !! Ask them for evidence? cannot give ._.

No woman is ugly, only lazy! put in some effort and you will look as pretty as the SNSD ! ^^!

No offence to anyone !! ._.

so who do you want to look at serious < natural . surgery before>

obviously i will go for >>>> : > HAHA

♥ 14:20

Saturday, 26 November 2011

3hours 20mins. .. OI thats how long i waited for Gideon :@ WTS. OI

anyway here's a photo of his most recent game ^^! wah farming machine this item @ 34mins OI.

HAIZ this guy here is Nicholas chin. Wanna stalk him? http://nerdybaka.blogspot.com/ his blog interest kk , kind also always want give salesperson commission. salesppl find him alright HAHA ^^!

He damn steady 1 kk, after olevels le now keep come east side find us ^_^

not bad kkay, chin acc me for quite long @ sitex , despite working . he slacker siah zz

they say女大十八变. LOOL but i think Chin change more kk hehe

anw these 2 look like twins right ?! OMG. I sometimes wonder if they come from the same ancestors :O like having the same great great great great great grandfather hehe

anyway, congrats to 柯震東 for his role in 那些年，我們一起追的女孩 ,

as 柯騰 kk. He won Newcomer award :D , those never watch must go watch. that movie damn nice :(

she damn chio right i know xoxo

sad that she never win the main actress tho :( woo.

oh and this is kenneth HAHA, he emo whole day, quit smoking pls

anyway bon voyage to JAVAN LEE and KENNY NG , going CHINA with school for what cip trip hehe. glhf , dont miss wo too much

this cute 1 javan

this 1 kenny ng his vocals damn jialat but his hobby is singing :/

still cannot get over what happen just now. OI i've never wait for someone for 3hours 20mins T_T thanks gideon

wanna see the sneak preview yo

horror right, if you wan this effect, buy DELL printers !!

♥ 23:43